loki meets catwomanLoki was looking at the avengers tower planning on getting his scepter back when he hears a purring sound coming from behind him. He looks and sees a woman dressed up as a cat. She purrs and smiles at Loki.loki meets catwoman by Devilgirl007
Catwoman-hello handsome. What brings you here?
He looks at her eye barrow raised.
Loki- well if you must know my scepter is in there and I plan on getting it out.
Catwoman purrs with excitement.
Catwomam-I can help you get it no problem.
Loki-no I'm sure I can get it myself. Thank you though.
He goes over to the tower and starts to fight with the avengers with his powers. She smiles and purrs as she watches him.
Catwoman-we'll see won't we.
She disappears into the darkness. A few hours later loki leaves failing to get his scepter. He sits on the roof of a building and catwoman comes a few minutes later.
Loki- blast those avengers! I didn't get my scepter.
Know Your GMD: Dr. DawsonAnnouncer: Know your stars...know your stars...know your stars...Know Your GMD: Dr. Dawson by DiscordantPrincess
*camera shows Dawson in chair*
Announcer: Dr. Dawson...still sucks his thumb.
Dawson: Actually, I haven't sucked my thumb since I was two, so...not accurate.
Announcer: Dr. Dawson...bought his medical school diploma at a garage sale.
Dawson: No, I earned it, fair and square.
Announcer: Dr. Dawson...likes to eat his own earwax.
Dawson: *makes a face* That is just disgusting!
Announcer: Dr. Dawson...is fat...
Dawson: Well, all right, THAT fact I can't deny.
Announcer:...because he eats children.
Dawson: I do NOT! I LOVE children!
Announcer: How; rare, medium, or well done?
Announcer: Now you know...Dr. Dawson.
Dawson: *facepalm* Basil SAID don't come on this show...I shouldn't have come on this show.
Surprise Worth Waiting For (LokiXReader Married)You were a home-mother for your kids while your husband helped around the stark tower.Surprise Worth Waiting For (LokiXReader Married) by EmmaAnimeFan
Your husband was a criminal, but he stopped and started a family with you. The god from Asgard, Loki.
He stole your heart when you first got a small job in helping around the stark tower. Now you two were married with three sons. The Youngest being a two years old and his older twin brothers are four years old.
You were standing by the counter thinking what to make for breakfast. You hear someone coming in the kitchen.
"What is my wife doing up so early?"
"Just preparing for breakfast. What do you want for breakfast, Loki?"
"You." Loki said putting his arms around your waist and hugging you from behind.
He turns you around to face him. "Really Loki?"
"Yes." Loki answers looking in your (e/c) eyes. Loki starts kissing you and pushing you on top of the counter.
"No, Loki the kids will wake up soon." You try to get down, but its no use.
"Please Loki let me down. I can't make breakfast if you don't."
Know Your GMD: BasilAnnouncer: Know your stars...know your stars...know your stars...Know Your GMD: Basil by DiscordantPrincess
*camera shows Basil in a chair*
Announcer: Basil of Baker Street...collects toe jam in a jar.
Basil: *makes a face* That is totally disgusting! Why the deuce would I do that?
Announcer: Basil of Baker Street...wears his wife's dresses.
Basil: I do not! *pauses* OK, ONCE, but that was only for a disguise on one of my cases.
Announcer: Sure it was.
Basil: It WAS! *mumbles* It's not my fault I looked positively stunning in that dress...
Announcer: What was that?
Announcer: Basil of Baker Street...doesn't know how to read.
Basil: *annoyed* I'll have you know that I've known how to read ever since I was three years old!
Announcer: Basil of Baker Street...kicks orphans for fun.
Basil: I do NOT! That's something RATIGAN would've done when he was evil!
Announcer: Now you know...Basil of Baker Street.
Basil: EXCUSE me, but they do not! All they know is that absolute unmitigated poppycock you've been pulling out of
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